1 00:00:03,262 --> 00:00:04,062 Habari za asubuhi, Ben. 2 00:00:05,101 --> 00:00:06,002 - Oh. Pole. - Samahani. 3 00:00:06,070 --> 00:00:06,986 - Je, nilikuogopa? - Hapana. 4 00:00:07,071 --> 00:00:08,321 Nilitaka kuwakumbusha tu 5 00:00:08,405 --> 00:00:10,023 ya maonyesho ya sanaa hiyo inafanyika usiku wa leo 6 00:00:10,107 --> 00:00:11,441 katika Kituo cha Jamii. 7 00:00:11,508 --> 00:00:12,709 Itakuwa ya kufurahisha sana. 8 00:00:12,776 --> 00:00:13,943 - Kubwa. Kubwa. - Ndio. 9 00:00:14,011 --> 00:00:15,328 Naam, hiyo inasikika vizuri. 10 00:00:15,396 --> 00:00:16,913 Hiyo inaonekana kama kitu hayo yatakuwa mafanikio makubwa, 11 00:00:16,980 --> 00:00:18,197 unajua? 12 00:00:18,265 --> 00:00:20,216 I mean, kama kila kitu kwamba wewe, uh - kwamba kuweka 13 00:00:20,284 --> 00:00:22,985 yako--yako--maguu yako juu-- vidole vyako. 14 00:00:23,037 --> 00:00:25,204 Leslie Knope! Ben Wyatt. 15 00:00:25,272 --> 00:00:26,689 Ben, habari njema-- 16 00:00:26,757 --> 00:00:28,357 unakumbuka mwanamke niliyekuambia habari zake 17 00:00:28,425 --> 00:00:30,159 kutoka kwa Kamishna wa Kaunti ofisi? 18 00:00:30,227 --> 00:00:32,662 - Um, bila kufafanua. - Hakika unafanya-- Cindy Miller. 19 00:00:32,730 --> 00:00:34,997 Hata hivyo, amekubali kwenda nje kwa tarehe na wewe. 20 00:00:35,049 --> 00:00:38,334 Oh, wewe aliuliza yake nje kwa ajili yangu? 21 00:00:38,402 --> 00:00:39,836 Na utampenda. 22 00:00:39,887 --> 00:00:43,239 Yeye ni wa kuvutia, mwenye busara, na nzuri, ndani na nje. 23 00:00:43,307 --> 00:00:45,508 Uzuri wa ndani ni muhimu sana. 24 00:00:45,559 --> 00:00:48,761 Na uzuri wa nje pia muhimu sana. 25 00:00:48,846 --> 00:00:50,063 Nilidhani una sheria 26 00:00:50,147 --> 00:00:53,215 kuhusu serikali baina ya nchi mahusiano. 27 00:00:53,267 --> 00:00:54,550 Oh, usijali. 28 00:00:54,618 --> 00:00:56,319 Idara yake ni tofauti kabisa na yetu. 29 00:00:56,386 --> 00:00:59,221 Hiki si kitu kama chako uhusiano na Tom Haverford. 30 00:00:59,273 --> 00:01:00,957 - Hatukuwa wewe - wewe - wewe - - Samahani. 31 00:01:01,024 --> 00:01:02,992 - Unaita nani? - Cindy Miller. 32 00:01:03,059 --> 00:01:04,727 Cindy Miller! Chris Traeger. 33 00:01:04,778 --> 00:01:06,412 Nadhani ni nani amesimama katika chumba hiki 34 00:01:06,497 --> 00:01:07,964 - na mimi hivi sasa. - Ah, um... 35 00:01:08,031 --> 00:01:11,033 Ben Wyatt. Ben, sema hello. 36 00:01:11,085 --> 00:01:13,002 Lo, jambo, Cindy. Pole. 37 00:01:13,070 --> 00:01:15,872 Habari. Hakuna kuomba msamaha. 38 00:01:15,939 --> 00:01:17,507 Ni Chris tu kuwa Chris. 39 00:01:20,978 --> 00:01:22,445 Unaendeleaje? 40 00:01:22,513 --> 00:01:24,046 Lo, cheche zinaruka! 41 00:01:24,098 --> 00:01:25,765 Labda nipige simu idara ya zima moto. 42 00:01:25,849 --> 00:01:27,049 Huo ni utani wa serikali. 43 00:01:27,101 --> 00:01:28,951 Ninapenda kuweka watu. 44 00:01:29,019 --> 00:01:30,636 Hii hapa siri yangu -- 45 00:01:30,721 --> 00:01:33,489 Ninaamua sifa bora za mtu, 46 00:01:33,557 --> 00:01:37,160 halafu napata mtu mwingine na sifa zinazolingana. 47 00:01:40,197 --> 00:01:41,964 Na ninawaleta pamoja. 48 00:01:42,032 --> 00:01:52,959 Sawazisha na masahihisho na Alice www.addic7ed.com 49 00:02:02,219 --> 00:02:05,254 Ugh. Mungu, hii ni mbaya. 50 00:02:05,305 --> 00:02:07,623 Oh. Kwa nini usiende tu nyumbani kwa siku nzima? 51 00:02:07,674 --> 00:02:10,009 Siwezi kwenda nyumbani, kwa sababu mimi pata ufunguzi huu wa onyesho la sanaa 52 00:02:10,093 --> 00:02:11,460 katika Kituo cha Jamii. 53 00:02:11,528 --> 00:02:13,128 Na siwezi kukaa hapa maana namuona Ben. 54 00:02:13,180 --> 00:02:16,399 Na siwezi kudate na Ben kwa sababu sheria za kijinga za Chris. 55 00:02:16,466 --> 00:02:19,068 - Ninahisi hivyo ... - Bila nguvu. 56 00:02:19,135 --> 00:02:21,537 Ndiyo. Mimi ni kama hiyo balbu-- 57 00:02:21,605 --> 00:02:25,474 dhaifu, dhaifu, bila kutoa mwanga wowote, 58 00:02:25,526 --> 00:02:27,610 hawezi kujieleza na balbu 59 00:02:27,678 --> 00:02:29,311 Nataka kufanya nje na. 60 00:02:29,363 --> 00:02:31,447 Unajua nini kinaweza kukufanya ujisikie vizuri? 61 00:02:31,498 --> 00:02:33,616 - Kukumbatiana? - Paxil. 62 00:02:33,684 --> 00:02:35,218 Unataka nikupate dawa? 63 00:02:35,285 --> 00:02:36,652 Ugh. 64 00:02:36,703 --> 00:02:39,488 Halo, Tom, Ah, swali kwako-- 65 00:02:39,540 --> 00:02:41,507 unamjua mtu yeyote unatafuta mchumba? 66 00:02:41,592 --> 00:02:44,159 - Jinsi ya moto? - Mimi - nini? 67 00:02:44,211 --> 00:02:46,963 Mwanamke huyo ana joto gani unatafuta mahali pa kukaa? 68 00:02:47,030 --> 00:02:48,965 - Hapana, ni mimi. natafuta. - Ah, njoo, sio sawa. 69 00:02:49,016 --> 00:02:50,833 Hukupaswa kuniongoza kuamini 70 00:02:50,901 --> 00:02:52,568 - alikuwa mwanamke mzuri. - Sikufanya. 71 00:02:52,636 --> 00:02:53,870 Nimekuwa nikikaa 72 00:02:53,937 --> 00:02:56,672 katika Pawnee Supersuites Moteli kwa miezi saba. 73 00:02:56,740 --> 00:02:58,241 Ni nyumba ya wageni ya kupendeza 74 00:02:58,308 --> 00:03:00,693 kwa nasibu ya ajabu simu za kuamka, 75 00:03:00,777 --> 00:03:03,045 isiyo na utulivu wa kupendeza joto, 76 00:03:03,113 --> 00:03:06,115 na, kama jana, kunguni. 77 00:03:06,182 --> 00:03:09,035 "Nne nyota!" Hasemi mtu. 78 00:03:09,119 --> 00:03:10,887 Natamani ningeweza kukusaidia, Benihana, lakini siwezi. 79 00:03:10,954 --> 00:03:12,088 Nina chumba kimoja cha kulala. 80 00:03:12,155 --> 00:03:13,656 Siwezi kuwa na dada kulala kwenye kitanda changu 81 00:03:13,724 --> 00:03:15,625 - ikiwa na wakati ninaleta nyumbani mwanamke. - Mm. 82 00:03:15,692 --> 00:03:17,660 Nina ibada, na huanza kwenye kochi. 83 00:03:17,711 --> 00:03:18,828 - Ek. - Tunakaa chini. 84 00:03:18,896 --> 00:03:20,596 - Sawa. Ndiyo. - Piga mikono yangu. 85 00:03:20,664 --> 00:03:21,998 - Taa hafifu. - Ninaelewa. 86 00:03:22,049 --> 00:03:23,049 - Boyz II Wanaume... - Tafadhali acha. 87 00:03:23,133 --> 00:03:24,634 - Inafifia ndani. - Hapana. Hapana. 88 00:03:24,701 --> 00:03:26,752 Huna haja ya kueleza ibada - mimi ni mzuri. 89 00:03:26,837 --> 00:03:28,271 Oh, unajua nani anaweza kuweza kusaidia 90 00:03:28,338 --> 00:03:29,939 jamaa asiye na makazi, kama wewe mwenyewe? 91 00:03:30,007 --> 00:03:31,507 Hii ni kamili kabisa. 92 00:03:31,575 --> 00:03:33,809 Burly ameingia tu na mpenzi wake tajiri, 93 00:03:33,877 --> 00:03:35,478 na tunahitaji msaada pamoja na kodi. 94 00:03:35,545 --> 00:03:36,896 Tumepata sheria za nyumba kadhaa, ingawa. 95 00:03:36,980 --> 00:03:38,581 Ndiyo, hakika. Bila shaka. 96 00:03:38,649 --> 00:03:39,765 Huwezi kutumia mlango wa mbele. 97 00:03:39,850 --> 00:03:41,284 Unapaswa kupanda ndani kupitia dirisha la nyuma. 98 00:03:41,351 --> 00:03:42,852 Hakuna kibinafsi mazungumzo ya simu. 99 00:03:42,920 --> 00:03:44,287 Ukiwahi kusema nami kwa Kihispania, 100 00:03:44,354 --> 00:03:45,922 tafadhali tumia usted. rasmi 101 00:03:45,989 --> 00:03:48,190 Na hakuna umeme baada ya 6:00 PM. 102 00:03:48,242 --> 00:03:50,326 Anatania. 103 00:03:50,394 --> 00:03:51,827 Sawa. 104 00:03:51,895 --> 00:03:53,562 Unaweza kutumia kama vile umeme wa bure utakavyo. 105 00:03:53,630 --> 00:03:55,031 - Ni bure. - Sheria zaidi za wanandoa-- 106 00:03:55,082 --> 00:03:56,432 ukiwahi kutazama filamu ya kusikitisha, 107 00:03:56,500 --> 00:03:57,750 unapaswa kuvaa mascara 108 00:03:57,834 --> 00:03:59,535 ili tuweze kuona kama au la umekuwa unalia. 109 00:03:59,603 --> 00:04:01,837 Hakuna kelele inaruhusiwa siku ya jumatatu 110 00:04:01,905 --> 00:04:03,673 na hakuna TV baada ya kifungua kinywa. 111 00:04:03,740 --> 00:04:06,759 Anadanganya tena. 112 00:04:06,843 --> 00:04:08,844 Yeye ni-- maana ni vigumu kusema. 113 00:04:08,912 --> 00:04:10,245 Hapana. Tunaacha tv ikiwa imewashwa siku nzima 114 00:04:10,297 --> 00:04:11,981 kwa hiyo wezi wanafikiri hivyo tuko nyumbani wakati hatupo, 115 00:04:12,049 --> 00:04:14,517 ambalo ni wazo langu kwamba ninajaribu kupata hati miliki. 116 00:04:14,584 --> 00:04:19,655 Kwa hivyo unataka kuingia usiku wa leo? 117 00:04:19,723 --> 00:04:23,259 Ndiyo. Hakika. Hiyo itakuwa nzuri. 118 00:04:23,327 --> 00:04:25,895 - Unataka gum yangu? - Mm-hmm. 119 00:04:29,666 --> 00:04:32,401 Ugh. Ron, unaweza kufanya maneno ya ufunguzi? 120 00:04:32,452 --> 00:04:34,820 Mimi tu-- Siko katika hali. 121 00:04:34,905 --> 00:04:36,772 Wala si mimi kamwe. 122 00:04:36,840 --> 00:04:39,292 Una shida gani? Unaishi kwa vitu vya aina hii. 123 00:04:39,376 --> 00:04:40,776 Sina ndani yangu sasa hivi. 124 00:04:40,827 --> 00:04:42,912 Ron, tafadhali, nifanyie hivyo. 125 00:04:42,963 --> 00:04:44,830 Fanya hotuba. Ron. Tafadhali. Tafadhali. 126 00:04:44,915 --> 00:04:45,948 - Toa hotuba, Ron. - Hapana. 127 00:04:46,016 --> 00:04:47,383 - Ndiyo. Tafadhali. Ron. - Hapana. 128 00:04:47,450 --> 00:04:48,484 Tafadhali. Tafadhali toa hotuba. 129 00:04:48,552 --> 00:04:50,086 - Tafadhali toa hotuba. - Hapana, sitafanya. 130 00:04:50,153 --> 00:04:51,721 - Ndiyo. Ndiyo. Ndiyo. Ndiyo... - Hakuna njia. 131 00:04:51,788 --> 00:04:53,422 - Tafadhali. Tafadhali. Tafadhali... - Hapana. 132 00:04:53,473 --> 00:04:55,808 - Ndiyo. Ndiyo. Ndiyo. - Sawa! Jamani, mwanamke. 133 00:04:55,892 --> 00:04:59,128 Sawa, kila mtu, nyamaza! 134 00:04:59,196 --> 00:05:01,397 Na niangalie mimi! 135 00:05:01,465 --> 00:05:03,849 Karibu kwa Maono ya Asili. 136 00:05:03,934 --> 00:05:05,851 Chumba hiki ina michoro kadhaa ndani yake. 137 00:05:05,936 --> 00:05:07,803 Baadhi ni kubwa. Baadhi ni ndogo. 138 00:05:07,871 --> 00:05:10,139 Watu walifanya, na wako hapa sasa. 139 00:05:10,190 --> 00:05:11,807 Ninaamini kwamba baada ya haya kumalizika, 140 00:05:11,875 --> 00:05:13,743 watanyongwa katika majengo ya serikali. 141 00:05:13,810 --> 00:05:17,079 Kwanini serikali inahusika katika show ya sanaa ni zaidi yangu. 142 00:05:17,147 --> 00:05:18,581 Pia nadhani haina maana 143 00:05:18,648 --> 00:05:21,417 kwa mwanadamu kuchora picha za asili 144 00:05:21,485 --> 00:05:23,886 wakati wangeweza tu kwenda nje na kusimama ndani yake. 145 00:05:23,954 --> 00:05:26,689 Hata hivyo, tafadhali usifanye kutafsiri vibaya ukweli 146 00:05:26,757 --> 00:05:30,126 kwamba ninazungumza sasa hivi kama nia ya kweli katika sanaa 147 00:05:30,193 --> 00:05:32,461 na kujaribu kuijadili na mimi zaidi. 148 00:05:32,529 --> 00:05:34,296 Mwisho wa hotuba. 149 00:05:34,364 --> 00:05:35,998 Na hii ndio chumba cha TV. 150 00:05:36,066 --> 00:05:39,468 Ee Mungu wangu. 151 00:05:39,536 --> 00:05:41,337 Ndio, ni fujo. 152 00:05:49,813 --> 00:05:51,414 Unaweza kutupa hiyo kwenye pipa la takataka? 153 00:05:51,481 --> 00:05:53,716 Nilikuwa tu hapa, kama, tatu wiki chache zilizopita kwa harusi yako. 154 00:05:53,784 --> 00:05:55,184 Nini kilitokea? 155 00:05:55,252 --> 00:05:56,385 sijui. Burly kuhamishwa nje. 156 00:05:56,453 --> 00:05:57,953 Alikuwa ndiye hiyo ilifanya usafi wote 157 00:05:58,021 --> 00:05:59,522 na kutupa na vitu vingine. 158 00:05:59,589 --> 00:06:01,023 Subiri, akaondoka, kama, wiki moja iliyopita. 159 00:06:01,074 --> 00:06:02,691 Nyinyi mlifanya fujo hii katika wiki? 160 00:06:02,759 --> 00:06:04,360 Kweli, mimi huwaza kila wakati Aprili itasafisha. 161 00:06:04,428 --> 00:06:07,496 - Na mimi kamwe kusafisha. - Ni nzuri, sawa? 162 00:06:07,564 --> 00:06:09,832 - Hapana. - Ndiyo, ni. 163 00:06:11,385 --> 00:06:15,504 Je! nyie mnakaanga marumaru? 164 00:06:15,572 --> 00:06:17,089 Tulikuwa tunaangalia kuona ikiwa kengele ya moto ilifanya kazi. 165 00:06:17,174 --> 00:06:18,174 Haifai. 166 00:06:18,241 --> 00:06:21,043 Changamoto kubwa zaidi kuokota 167 00:06:21,094 --> 00:06:22,945 chumbani kamili 168 00:06:23,013 --> 00:06:25,848 ni kutafuta mtu ambaye yuko tayari kulipa 169 00:06:25,916 --> 00:06:29,051 zaidi ya sehemu yao ya kodi bila kujua. 170 00:06:29,119 --> 00:06:30,920 Nadhani tuligundua hilo kwa Ben. 171 00:06:34,791 --> 00:06:37,426 Umesahau kupaka rangi uchoraji, mwana. 172 00:06:37,494 --> 00:06:39,195 Kwa hivyo kwa uchoraji wangu, 173 00:06:39,262 --> 00:06:42,031 Nilichagua mmoja wangu hadithi za Kigiriki zinazopendwa sana-- 174 00:06:42,082 --> 00:06:46,368 mungu wa kike wa centaur Dyaphena kuua paa mkubwa. 175 00:06:46,436 --> 00:06:49,672 - Ni, uh, ya kushangaza. - Inashangaza, Jerry. 176 00:06:49,739 --> 00:06:52,875 - Ndio. Kweli ni. - Wow. Asante, wavulana. 177 00:06:52,926 --> 00:06:55,744 Halo, Leslie, unapaswa kweli njoo hapa uangalie 178 00:06:55,796 --> 00:06:56,745 kwenye uchoraji wa Jerry. 179 00:06:56,797 --> 00:06:58,447 Oh. Ee Mungu wangu. 180 00:07:00,717 --> 00:07:02,718 Huyo ni mimi. Je, huyo ni mimi? 181 00:07:02,769 --> 00:07:07,056 Je! Hapana. 182 00:07:07,107 --> 00:07:08,724 Oh, jeez, inaonekana kama wewe. 183 00:07:08,775 --> 00:07:10,259 Unatambua tu hiyo sasa? 184 00:07:10,327 --> 00:07:11,927 Ndivyo unavyoona unapofunga macho yako 185 00:07:11,995 --> 00:07:14,597 usiku, Jerry-- topless Leslie alishikamana na farasi. 186 00:07:16,066 --> 00:07:17,633 Sawa, Leslie, Mimi ni hivyo tu, pole sana. 187 00:07:17,701 --> 00:07:19,635 Dyaphena-- ndiye huyu mungu wa kike mwenye nguvu. 188 00:07:19,703 --> 00:07:22,304 Na nimekuwa nikifikiria sana kuhusu wanawake wenye nguvu. 189 00:07:22,372 --> 00:07:25,541 Na bila fahamu, Nilikuchora. 190 00:07:25,609 --> 00:07:26,959 samahani. Nitaichukua chini. 191 00:07:27,043 --> 00:07:30,513 Hapana. Wacha. 192 00:07:30,580 --> 00:07:32,648 Naipenda. 193 00:07:32,716 --> 00:07:34,283 sijui jinsi ya kuielezea. 194 00:07:34,334 --> 00:07:36,986 Kila nikiitazama, Najiwazia tu, 195 00:07:37,053 --> 00:07:39,755 "nini hakiwezi huyo mwanamke centaur je?" 196 00:07:39,806 --> 00:07:42,141 Kando na kupanda escalator na kuendesha gari. 197 00:07:42,225 --> 00:07:47,696 Sanaa inaweza kuwa nzuri sana. 198 00:07:47,764 --> 00:07:49,465 Ee Mungu wangu. Mtoto ni Tom. 199 00:07:49,533 --> 00:07:50,632 Je! 200 00:07:50,684 --> 00:07:53,702 Hii ni kwa urahisi uchoraji wangu unaopenda milele. 201 00:07:53,770 --> 00:07:56,372 Nini kuzimu, Jerry? Angalia tumbo langu. 202 00:07:56,439 --> 00:07:59,141 Ninaonekana kama mtoto mjamzito! Na kwa nini ninaogopa sana? 203 00:07:59,209 --> 00:08:00,659 Vema, tunapaswa kuchukua hii chini sasa. 204 00:08:00,744 --> 00:08:01,994 Siendi popote, Tom. Hapana, uchoraji huu 205 00:08:02,078 --> 00:08:03,162 inakaa hapa hapa. 206 00:08:03,246 --> 00:08:05,748 Habari, mpenzi mwenzangu ya sanaa. 207 00:08:05,815 --> 00:08:08,284 Karibu kwenye uchoraji. 208 00:08:08,351 --> 00:08:11,003 Ni nini-- wewe ni nani? 209 00:08:11,087 --> 00:08:14,223 - Inaonekana moto. - Asante. 210 00:08:14,291 --> 00:08:17,843 Huyu jamaa yumo pia. Yeye ni mtoto mdogo mnene. 211 00:08:17,928 --> 00:08:20,629 - Baridi. - Ndio. 212 00:08:20,680 --> 00:08:22,664 Nini kinaendelea hapa? 213 00:08:22,716 --> 00:08:24,633 Rolls za watoto? 214 00:08:29,716 --> 00:08:32,633 Oh. Tumekuwa tukijaribu grt mwanga huo umewekwa kwa miezi. 215 00:08:31,799 --> 00:08:34,501 - Asante. - Asante. 216 00:08:34,569 --> 00:08:36,002 Habari za asubuhi, Tom. 217 00:08:36,054 --> 00:08:37,738 Aliingia ofisini kwangu asubuhi hii 218 00:08:37,805 --> 00:08:40,140 na akaniambia hataondoka mpaka nilipofanya hivi. 219 00:08:40,207 --> 00:08:42,776 Hmm. Naam, nimefurahi mtu anahisi vizuri. 220 00:08:42,844 --> 00:08:46,279 Wataitundika hiyo uchoraji katika jengo la umma 221 00:08:46,347 --> 00:08:48,181 ambapo mtu yeyote anaweza kuiona. 222 00:08:48,232 --> 00:08:50,767 Katika kiharusi kimoja, Jerry ameua 223 00:08:50,852 --> 00:08:53,120 wimbo wa Jay-Z ambao umenichukua miaka ya kulima 224 00:08:53,187 --> 00:08:55,689 na badala yake na mafuta, kahawia, sauti ya mtoto, 225 00:08:55,740 --> 00:08:57,524 ambayo sio poa ya vibe. 226 00:08:57,592 --> 00:08:59,693 Halo, Aphrodite, Chris anakuhitaji ofisini kwake. 227 00:08:59,744 --> 00:09:01,495 Hmm. 228 00:09:01,562 --> 00:09:03,964 Unapomaliza na mwanga, kurekebisha printer. 229 00:09:04,031 --> 00:09:05,632 sijui jinsi ya kurekebisha printers. 230 00:09:05,700 --> 00:09:07,601 Jifunze. 231 00:09:07,668 --> 00:09:12,305 - Leslie, niende pia? - Hii sio juu yako, Jerry. 232 00:09:12,373 --> 00:09:14,708 Ni uchoraji wangu. 233 00:09:14,759 --> 00:09:16,343 Kwa nini nimekasirika? 234 00:09:16,411 --> 00:09:18,261 Lo, tuanze inayofadhiliwa na serikali 235 00:09:18,346 --> 00:09:19,746 ponografia ya wanyama. 236 00:09:19,814 --> 00:09:21,548 Lo, sina uhakika hiyo ni haki. 237 00:09:21,616 --> 00:09:23,383 Nataka iharibiwe, na nataka taarifa 238 00:09:23,434 --> 00:09:26,319 kutoka ofisi hii kuomba msamaha kwa taswira chafu 239 00:09:26,387 --> 00:09:27,487 ya unyama. 240 00:09:27,555 --> 00:09:29,256 Kuwa--unyama? 241 00:09:29,323 --> 00:09:31,057 Ni picha ya centaur-- 242 00:09:31,109 --> 00:09:33,226 mtu mzuri nusu, nusu farasi. 243 00:09:33,277 --> 00:09:35,095 Na ilipataje kama hiyo? 244 00:09:35,163 --> 00:09:38,932 Nani alifanya ngono na nini na akajifungua yupi? 245 00:09:38,983 --> 00:09:41,818 Bi Langman, tunasikia wewe, tunakuelewa, 246 00:09:41,903 --> 00:09:43,770 na sisi ni kwenda kufanya chochote tunaweza 247 00:09:43,838 --> 00:09:45,906 ili kupata suluhu. 248 00:09:45,973 --> 00:09:48,208 Iharibu. 249 00:09:48,275 --> 00:09:50,961 Kuiharibu? Namaanisha, yuko serious? 250 00:09:51,045 --> 00:09:53,580 Je, unapata hii kukera binafsi? 251 00:09:53,648 --> 00:09:55,449 Sio kibinafsi, hapana. 252 00:09:55,516 --> 00:09:57,384 Hapana, binafsi, ninafurahia taswira nzuri ya kisanii 253 00:09:57,452 --> 00:09:59,052 ya umbo la mwanadamu. 254 00:09:59,119 --> 00:10:01,054 Nimecheza katika sanamu ya uchi. 255 00:10:01,122 --> 00:10:02,506 Nimepiga picha uchi. 256 00:10:02,590 --> 00:10:04,825 Nikiwa chuoni nilikuwa uchi uzalishaji wa Paka. 257 00:10:04,892 --> 00:10:05,992 Mm. 258 00:10:06,060 --> 00:10:07,477 Lakini mimi siko katika uchi sasa, ni mimi? 259 00:10:07,562 --> 00:10:08,895 Kwa sababu sisi ni katika jengo la serikali. 260 00:10:08,963 --> 00:10:10,297 Na hiyo ingekuwa isiyofaa, 261 00:10:10,364 --> 00:10:12,632 ambayo ndivyo ninavyofikiri Marcia anasema. 262 00:10:12,700 --> 00:10:14,467 Kwa hivyo jihadhari ya hali hiyo. 263 00:10:14,519 --> 00:10:17,003 Mchoro huo haitaharibiwa. 264 00:10:17,071 --> 00:10:19,606 Kila kazi kubwa ya sanaa ina ujumbe. 265 00:10:19,674 --> 00:10:23,310 Na ujumbe wa hii uchoraji ni, "toka nje ya njia yangu 266 00:10:23,377 --> 00:10:27,781 isipokuwa unataka mshale katika punda wako, Marcia." 267 00:10:27,849 --> 00:10:30,483 Asubuhi, chumba. Ulilala vipi? 268 00:10:30,535 --> 00:10:33,453 Kweli, hakukuwa na kunguni. Pia hakuna kitanda. 269 00:10:33,521 --> 00:10:35,722 Nitaenda kununua kitanda. 270 00:10:35,790 --> 00:10:37,457 - Uma. - samahani ... 271 00:10:37,508 --> 00:10:40,627 Je, unakula pilipili ya Uturuki nje ya frisbee? 272 00:10:40,695 --> 00:10:44,014 Ni pretty cute, sawa? 273 00:10:44,098 --> 00:10:47,333 Hapana. Unajua "mzuri" inamaanisha nini? 274 00:10:47,385 --> 00:10:49,035 Umepinga nini Pilipili ya Uturuki kwa kifungua kinywa? 275 00:10:49,103 --> 00:10:51,505 Mna nini nyie dhidi ya kuosha vyombo? 276 00:10:51,572 --> 00:10:52,973 Hatuna sahani yoyote, sawa? 277 00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:55,058 Burly aliwachukua wote alipoondoka. 278 00:10:55,142 --> 00:10:56,810 Sasa nina bet unahisi kama mcheshi. 279 00:10:56,861 --> 00:11:00,313 Ee Mungu. Sawa, huenda nikahitaji ili usikae hapa tena. 280 00:11:00,364 --> 00:11:01,615 Hapana. Samahani, jamani. 281 00:11:01,682 --> 00:11:03,533 Tayari tumetumia pesa zako kwenye Xbox 360 mpya 282 00:11:03,618 --> 00:11:04,951 na frisbees zaidi kula mbali. 283 00:11:05,019 --> 00:11:06,219 - Unapaswa kukaa. - Ee Mungu. 284 00:11:06,287 --> 00:11:08,989 Sawa. Sawa. Hapa kuna mpango-- 285 00:11:10,825 --> 00:11:13,460 Tutakuwa safi mahali hapa juu, sawa? 286 00:11:13,528 --> 00:11:16,263 Na kisha nitafundisha jinsi ya kuwa watu wazima. 287 00:11:16,330 --> 00:11:19,466 Baridi. Tutakuwa watu wazima. 288 00:11:19,534 --> 00:11:23,303 Kweli, golly, asante, bwana. 289 00:11:23,370 --> 00:11:25,055 Uma. 290 00:11:25,139 --> 00:11:26,606 Habari, mimi ni Perd Hapley 291 00:11:26,674 --> 00:11:28,942 na kuwakaribisha Ya' umesikia? Na Perd. 292 00:11:29,010 --> 00:11:31,311 Show ya leo inaanza sasa. 293 00:11:31,379 --> 00:11:33,980 Hii ni sanaa, au ni ponografia? 294 00:11:34,048 --> 00:11:36,016 Hapa kujibu swali hili 295 00:11:36,083 --> 00:11:37,984 ni Viwanja na Burudani naibu mkurugenzi Leslie Knope. 296 00:11:38,052 --> 00:11:40,654 Perd, ni kazi nzuri ya sanaa. 297 00:11:40,721 --> 00:11:42,956 Serikali hazipaswi kuwa katika biashara ya udhibiti, 298 00:11:43,024 --> 00:11:45,825 hasa wakati uchoraji ni ya ajabu kama hii. 299 00:11:45,893 --> 00:11:47,561 Lakini hii ndipo penye utata 300 00:11:47,628 --> 00:11:50,280 ya hadithi hii inakuwa na utata zaidi. 301 00:11:50,364 --> 00:11:52,265 Wewe ndiye mhusika ya mchoro huu-- 302 00:11:52,333 --> 00:11:55,168 nusu mwanamke, nusu farasi, 303 00:11:55,236 --> 00:11:57,804 na kile ambacho wengine wangesema ni matiti ya binadamu. 304 00:11:57,872 --> 00:11:59,539 Mimi si mhusika. 305 00:11:59,607 --> 00:12:04,077 Somo ni kali na kuwawezesha wanawake kila mahali. 306 00:12:04,128 --> 00:12:07,247 Lakini ina_inaonekana kidogo kama mimi. 307 00:12:07,315 --> 00:12:09,966 Leslie, kwa watazamaji wetu nyumbani ambaye labda hajui, 308 00:12:10,051 --> 00:12:11,518 Centaurs ni kweli? 309 00:12:11,586 --> 00:12:15,288 - Hapana. - Una uhakika kabisa? 310 00:12:15,356 --> 00:12:16,973 Sawa. Kwa hivyo wewe kila wakati tenganisha taa zako 311 00:12:17,058 --> 00:12:18,441 kutoka kwa giza lako. 312 00:12:18,509 --> 00:12:19,793 Huo ni ubaguzi. 313 00:12:19,860 --> 00:12:21,227 Na kisha kupata nguo zako d-- 314 00:12:21,279 --> 00:12:22,462 yako wapi sabuni ya kufulia? 315 00:12:22,530 --> 00:12:24,714 Sawa. Hapa tupo. 316 00:12:24,782 --> 00:12:27,500 Sawa. Hii ni, uh, umwagaji wa Bubble. 317 00:12:27,568 --> 00:12:30,770 Enyi watu--mnaosha zenu nguo katika umwagaji wa Bubble? 318 00:12:30,838 --> 00:12:33,039 Ah, umwagaji wa Bubble, sabuni ya nguo, kitu kimoja. 319 00:12:33,107 --> 00:12:34,541 Hapana, sivyo. 320 00:12:34,608 --> 00:12:38,111 Naam, wote wawili tengeneza Bubbles, kwa hivyo ... 321 00:12:38,162 --> 00:12:40,747 Haikuwa nia yetu kamwe kumkosea mtu yeyote. 322 00:12:40,798 --> 00:12:44,050 Nadhani baadhi ya watu wanapinga kwa taswira zenye nguvu 323 00:12:44,118 --> 00:12:45,952 - ya wanawake wa ajabu. - Sawa. 324 00:12:46,020 --> 00:12:48,622 Pia ungana nasi leo ni mtu tofauti, 325 00:12:48,689 --> 00:12:50,824 mwigizaji wa filamu za ngono Brandi Maxxxx. 326 00:12:50,891 --> 00:12:52,309 Furaha kuwa hapa. 327 00:12:52,393 --> 00:12:55,295 Brandi, umeweka nyota katika filamu zaidi ya 200 za watu wazima, 328 00:12:55,363 --> 00:12:57,197 baadhi ambayo ni nzuri sana. 329 00:12:57,264 --> 00:12:58,598 Ulipata lini katika biashara? 330 00:12:58,666 --> 00:12:59,933 - Mwaka jana. - Ajabu. 331 00:13:00,001 --> 00:13:03,970 Sasa, mchoro huu ni sawa hapa-- sanaa au ponografia? 332 00:13:04,038 --> 00:13:06,506 Perd, nadhani hii yote mjadala ni ujinga. 333 00:13:06,574 --> 00:13:08,808 Ninachofanya mimi na Leslie ni wazi sanaa. 334 00:13:08,876 --> 00:13:10,643 Oh, subiri. 335 00:13:10,695 --> 00:13:13,913 Um, kuna tofauti kubwa kati ya uchoraji wa mafuta 336 00:13:13,981 --> 00:13:16,349 ya hadithi ya Kigiriki na sinema ya ponografia. 337 00:13:16,417 --> 00:13:17,617 Ni sawa, Leslie. Nimepata hii. 338 00:13:17,668 --> 00:13:18,818 Je! 339 00:13:18,869 --> 00:13:20,220 Nini Leslie na mimi kutaka watu wajue 340 00:13:20,287 --> 00:13:22,022 ni unapaswa kuwa na uwezo kufanya ngono popote unapotaka 341 00:13:22,089 --> 00:13:23,590 na kuionyesha popote unapotaka, 342 00:13:23,658 --> 00:13:25,158 kama ni hatua ya msichana kwa msichana, 343 00:13:25,226 --> 00:13:27,994 utumwa, au una nini. 344 00:13:28,062 --> 00:13:29,496 Sawa. Subiri. 345 00:13:29,563 --> 00:13:31,765 Ponografia ni ngumu sana kufafanua. 346 00:13:31,832 --> 00:13:33,183 Um, kwa kweli, ilikuwa ni haki Stewart 347 00:13:33,267 --> 00:13:35,001 ambaye aliwahi kusema, "Siwezi kufafanua ponografia, 348 00:13:35,069 --> 00:13:37,203 lakini najua nikiona." 349 00:13:37,271 --> 00:13:39,005 Brandi, unaweza kufafanuaje ponografia? 350 00:13:39,073 --> 00:13:41,141 Kwangu, ni wakati uume inaingia. 351 00:13:46,380 --> 00:13:48,615 Sawa, tunahitaji kufanya shirika fulani la msingi. 352 00:13:48,683 --> 00:13:51,718 Unaweka wapi bili zako wakija? 353 00:13:51,786 --> 00:13:55,288 Nilisoma magazeti na kumpa Andy iliyobaki. 354 00:13:55,356 --> 00:13:58,625 Ambayo napanga kwenye rundo au rundo 355 00:13:58,692 --> 00:14:00,160 ambayo niliweka kwenye friji. 356 00:14:00,211 --> 00:14:05,465 - Kwa nini? - Kwa hivyo hawatapotea. 357 00:14:05,533 --> 00:14:07,534 Bingo. 358 00:14:11,539 --> 00:14:13,606 Sawa, unapaswa kulipa hizi. 359 00:14:13,674 --> 00:14:15,708 Jambo jema Sikuwapoteza. 360 00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:19,379 Sawa, somo jipya-- msingi wa fedha. 361 00:14:19,447 --> 00:14:23,750 Nitakufundisha jinsi ya kusawazisha kitabu cha hundi. 362 00:14:23,818 --> 00:14:27,937 Sawa, nitakufundisha jinsi ya kufungua akaunti ya benki. 363 00:14:30,324 --> 00:14:32,358 Akaunti ya benki. Nzuri. 364 00:14:32,410 --> 00:14:33,943 Brandi, Mimi ni Thomas Haverford. 365 00:14:34,028 --> 00:14:35,395 Nilitaka kusema tu Nilidhani umefanya 366 00:14:35,463 --> 00:14:36,796 baadhi ya pointi bora huko juu. 367 00:14:36,864 --> 00:14:39,082 Nakubaliana na wewe kabisa kwamba watu waruhusiwe 368 00:14:39,166 --> 00:14:40,433 kufanya ngono katika maeneo ya umma. 369 00:14:40,501 --> 00:14:41,968 Unaonekana kunifahamu. 370 00:14:42,036 --> 00:14:45,438 Hmm, labda umeniona chini kwenye Sebule ya Snakehole. 371 00:14:45,506 --> 00:14:46,539 Mimi ni mmiliki wa sehemu huko. 372 00:14:46,607 --> 00:14:47,757 Ni wewe kwenye mchoro. 373 00:14:47,842 --> 00:14:51,261 Wewe ni mtoto mnene! 374 00:14:51,345 --> 00:14:53,780 Aww... hiyo ni nzuri sana. 375 00:14:53,848 --> 00:14:55,982 - Oh, wewe ni katika hilo? - Hapana. 376 00:14:56,050 --> 00:14:58,468 Jamani, Jerry. 377 00:14:58,552 --> 00:14:59,803 Fikiria hofu yangu. 378 00:14:59,887 --> 00:15:01,754 Ninaning'inia kichwa chini na buti zangu za mvuto 379 00:15:01,806 --> 00:15:02,989 kuangalia Perd. 380 00:15:03,057 --> 00:15:04,491 Ninakuona na uchoraji wako. 381 00:15:04,558 --> 00:15:07,460 Nami nashangaa na kukata tamaa. 382 00:15:07,528 --> 00:15:09,429 Naam, sikujua kwamba Brandi alikuwa akinipa 383 00:15:09,497 --> 00:15:11,131 jukumu katika filamu yake ijayo. 384 00:15:11,198 --> 00:15:13,066 Nawasihi msichukue jukumu hilo. 385 00:15:13,134 --> 00:15:14,567 siendi kuchukua jukumu. 386 00:15:14,635 --> 00:15:16,236 Hiyo ni nzuri kusikia, kwa sababu hivi karibuni, 387 00:15:16,287 --> 00:15:19,405 umekuwa kidogo haitabiriki. 388 00:15:19,457 --> 00:15:21,107 Samahani kwamba ninajaribu kutetea 389 00:15:21,175 --> 00:15:22,742 kazi nzuri ya sanaa. 390 00:15:22,810 --> 00:15:24,410 - Asante, Leslie. - Simama chini, Jerry. 391 00:15:24,478 --> 00:15:26,579 - Hii sio vita yako. - Umeniacha hakuna chaguo. 392 00:15:26,647 --> 00:15:29,549 Nimeitisha mkutano wa Tume ya Sanaa ya Umma, 393 00:15:29,617 --> 00:15:31,584 nasi tutadumu kwa uamuzi wao. 394 00:15:31,652 --> 00:15:33,520 Sawa na mimi. 395 00:15:33,587 --> 00:15:36,022 Tume ya sanaa ya umma, kujazwa na viboko 396 00:15:36,090 --> 00:15:38,525 wanaopenda sanaa ya umma na wakati mwingine magugu. 397 00:15:38,592 --> 00:15:40,627 Jackpot. 398 00:15:43,350 --> 00:15:45,227 Ningependa tu kujitambulisha. 399 00:15:45,358 --> 00:15:46,525 Jina langu ni Chris Traeger, 400 00:15:46,593 --> 00:15:50,579 na mimi ni shabiki mkubwa wa sanaa. 401 00:15:50,664 --> 00:15:56,135 Baraza, I sipingani na ponografia. 402 00:15:56,203 --> 00:15:57,803 Kwa kweli, unaweza kusema Mimi nina hakika kwa ajili yake. 403 00:15:57,871 --> 00:15:59,739 Ikiwa nilikuwa na kompyuta yangu ya mbali sasa hivi, 404 00:15:59,806 --> 00:16:01,607 Ningekuonyesha folda iliyofichwa vizuri 405 00:16:01,675 --> 00:16:03,309 na gigabytes ya uthibitisho. 406 00:16:03,377 --> 00:16:09,131 Walakini, jambo hili ... ni... inachukiza... 407 00:16:09,199 --> 00:16:10,883 Na vibaya. 408 00:16:10,934 --> 00:16:12,902 Tafadhali weka rekodi kutafakari kwamba mtoto mafuta 409 00:16:12,986 --> 00:16:14,620 inahusu uchoraji. 410 00:16:14,688 --> 00:16:18,624 Habari! Mimi si mtoto mnene. Mimi ni mtu mdogo, mwembamba-- 411 00:16:18,692 --> 00:16:21,027 sawa na mwigizaji Taye Diggs. 412 00:16:21,094 --> 00:16:24,230 Hivyo basi rekodi tafakari hayo-- 413 00:16:24,297 --> 00:16:25,948 kwamba ninafanana na Taye Diggs. 414 00:16:26,033 --> 00:16:29,101 Wanachama wa Tume ya Sanaa ya Umma, 415 00:16:29,169 --> 00:16:30,920 mchana mwema, na sanaa nzuri. 416 00:16:35,675 --> 00:16:38,044 Kila jamii kubwa daima imesaidia 417 00:16:38,111 --> 00:16:39,545 kujieleza kisanii. 418 00:16:39,596 --> 00:16:41,047 - Warumi ... - Wapotoshaji. 419 00:16:41,114 --> 00:16:42,982 - Wagiriki ... - Mashoga wapotovu. 420 00:16:43,050 --> 00:16:44,433 Kwa jamii kubwa huko Ulaya. 421 00:16:44,518 --> 00:16:46,218 Wazungu. 422 00:16:46,286 --> 00:16:48,721 Kuna baadhi ya wanachama wa Jumuiya hii 423 00:16:48,789 --> 00:16:50,606 ambayo ingependa kufanya pepo mchoro huu. 424 00:16:50,690 --> 00:16:51,807 Na wanapofanya hivyo, 425 00:16:51,892 --> 00:16:55,227 wanatia pepo kweli sanaa yenyewe. 426 00:16:55,295 --> 00:16:58,898 Ni nini au sio sanaa ni juu ya nini kila Mmarekani mwenye mawazo huru 427 00:16:58,965 --> 00:17:02,118 kuamua wao wenyewe. 428 00:17:02,202 --> 00:17:05,738 Ndio, iko kwenye begi. 429 00:17:05,806 --> 00:17:07,790 Tumeamua kwamba uchoraji 430 00:17:07,874 --> 00:17:09,458 inapaswa kuharibiwa. 431 00:17:09,543 --> 00:17:10,976 - Ndio! Ichome moto! - Whoo! 432 00:17:11,044 --> 00:17:13,112 Je! Je, uko makini? 433 00:17:13,180 --> 00:17:14,914 Unapaswa kuwa katika neema ya sanaa ya umma. 434 00:17:14,965 --> 00:17:17,316 Ndio, kuna chuchu ndani yake, 435 00:17:17,384 --> 00:17:20,052 kwa hivyo inaonekana tu kama tunapaswa kuwa salama na kuiharibu. 436 00:17:23,589 --> 00:17:27,626 Sawa. Hapa kuna orodha ya safari 437 00:17:27,677 --> 00:17:30,596 na mambo ambayo watu wazima wanahitaji. 438 00:17:30,647 --> 00:17:32,264 Pia, ninakupa mapema 439 00:17:32,315 --> 00:17:33,566 kwa kodi ya mwezi ujao. 440 00:17:33,633 --> 00:17:35,518 Na mimi nataka ninyi kwenda kwa Bed Bath na Zaidi ya hayo 441 00:17:35,602 --> 00:17:36,902 na kununua kila kitu kwenye orodha hiyo. 442 00:17:36,970 --> 00:17:39,488 Au tunaweza kununua Wii. 443 00:17:39,573 --> 00:17:40,940 Unaweza kushughulikia hili. 444 00:17:41,007 --> 00:17:43,109 sijui jamani. 445 00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:44,443 Kwa nini usifanye tu? 446 00:17:44,511 --> 00:17:47,830 Hapana, siwezi. Ni—ni…Nina tarehe. 447 00:17:47,914 --> 00:17:49,999 Ooh, jina lake nani? 448 00:17:50,083 --> 00:17:51,083 Kwa kweli sio - 449 00:17:51,151 --> 00:17:53,502 uh, Chris alianzisha. Usijali. 450 00:17:53,587 --> 00:17:55,871 Jambo ni, shikamana na orodha, na utafanya vizuri. 451 00:17:55,956 --> 00:17:59,158 Nina imani kamili kwako. 452 00:17:59,226 --> 00:18:02,294 Kuna, kama, nafasi ya 30%. wote wawili watakufa. 453 00:18:02,362 --> 00:18:04,130 Kwa hivyo unatakaje kufanya hivi? 454 00:18:04,197 --> 00:18:05,931 Ichome hadharani au uchome moto kwa faragha, 455 00:18:05,999 --> 00:18:07,399 na nikaweka picha kwenye blogi yangu au...? 456 00:18:07,467 --> 00:18:08,601 Umefanya hoja yako, sawa? 457 00:18:08,668 --> 00:18:11,036 Angalia, mchoro huu ni muhimu sana kwangu. 458 00:18:11,104 --> 00:18:12,972 Haina haja ya kunyongwa katika jengo la serikali. 459 00:18:13,039 --> 00:18:16,025 Acha tu niipeleke nyumbani, na nitaiweka hapo. 460 00:18:16,109 --> 00:18:18,077 Unasemaje? 461 00:18:18,145 --> 00:18:20,813 Ninasema mchoro huu itawaka -- 462 00:18:20,864 --> 00:18:24,517 kwanza hapa, kisha kuzimu. 463 00:18:24,584 --> 00:18:25,734 Je, ninahitaji ili kupata hii kuthibitishwa? 464 00:18:25,819 --> 00:18:27,419 - Sijui - sijui. - Hapana? 465 00:18:27,487 --> 00:18:28,554 Sawa, basi, kubwa. 466 00:18:28,622 --> 00:18:30,156 Nitakwenda tu vuta gari langu, 467 00:18:30,223 --> 00:18:32,324 na unaweza kuipakia kwa nyuma. 468 00:18:32,375 --> 00:18:34,560 Hapana. 469 00:18:34,628 --> 00:18:39,031 - Jambo! Rudi hapa! - Nifanye, paa! Mimi ni Dyaphena! 470 00:18:39,082 --> 00:18:41,567 Mahali hapa ni pa kushangaza. 471 00:18:41,635 --> 00:18:43,719 Oh, Mungu wangu, wana kitu ambacho hufanya sherbet. 472 00:18:43,803 --> 00:18:45,004 Tunahitaji tano kati ya hizo! 473 00:18:45,071 --> 00:18:46,939 Hapana, tunahitaji kushikamana na kile kilicho kwenye orodha. 474 00:18:47,007 --> 00:18:49,091 Mambo ya kwanza kwanza, miiko ya oveni. 475 00:18:49,176 --> 00:18:50,676 Miti ya oveni iko wapi? 476 00:18:50,727 --> 00:18:54,263 Ee Mungu wangu. Wana mambo yote ya Kama-Inavyoonekana-Kwenye-TV! 477 00:18:54,347 --> 00:18:57,049 - Nuh-uh. - Tikisa uzito, Gym ya Chuma... 478 00:18:57,100 --> 00:18:58,617 Matengenezo ya Mikono ya Muujiza, Keki kubwa ya Juu, 479 00:18:58,685 --> 00:19:00,236 - Pillow Pet, Kofi Night. - Asali. 480 00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:04,273 - Ah, Mungu wangu. - Mpenzi, mpenzi, nisikilize. 481 00:19:04,357 --> 00:19:05,991 Pata yote. 482 00:19:06,059 --> 00:19:07,910 Kunyakua kila kitu ambayo tumeiona kwenye TV 483 00:19:07,994 --> 00:19:09,662 na kuiweka kwenye gari hili sasa hivi. 484 00:19:09,729 --> 00:19:12,598 Gym ya chuma-- Nitapata buff sana. 485 00:19:12,666 --> 00:19:13,866 Ee Mungu wangu. Mpigaji wa Marshmallow. 486 00:19:13,917 --> 00:19:15,000 Mshambuliaji wa Marshmallow! Pata mbili. 487 00:19:15,068 --> 00:19:16,268 Subiri, nini kuhusu Magic Bullet? 488 00:19:16,336 --> 00:19:18,437 Ndiyo. Nimeliona hilo. 489 00:19:21,925 --> 00:19:23,809 - Ah, habari. - Habari. 490 00:19:23,877 --> 00:19:25,744 Nilikuwa kwenye mkutano pembeni, 491 00:19:25,795 --> 00:19:28,597 na baadhi ya watu walitaka kuharibu mchoro huu, 492 00:19:28,682 --> 00:19:30,316 kwa hivyo niliileta hapa. 493 00:19:30,383 --> 00:19:31,984 Andy na April wako wapi? 494 00:19:32,052 --> 00:19:34,486 Wako nje ya ununuzi. 495 00:19:34,554 --> 00:19:39,158 - Unafanya nini hapa? - Nilihamia kwenye chumba cha ziada. 496 00:19:39,226 --> 00:19:40,559 Kweli? 497 00:19:40,627 --> 00:19:42,328 - Ndio. - Huu. 498 00:19:42,395 --> 00:19:46,482 Je, ninaweza kuingia? Ndiyo. Ndiyo. Hakika. Bila shaka. 499 00:19:46,566 --> 00:19:48,200 Kwa nini wanataka kuiharibu? 500 00:19:48,268 --> 00:19:51,904 Naam, ni mchoro wangu kama centaur. 501 00:19:51,955 --> 00:19:53,706 - Sawa. - Na ni uchi. 502 00:19:53,773 --> 00:19:55,407 Oh. 503 00:19:55,475 --> 00:19:57,543 Kimsingi, kama, eneo la "chestal". 504 00:19:57,611 --> 00:19:59,411 - Uh-huh. - Mara nyingi. 505 00:19:59,479 --> 00:20:01,046 Si lazima kuitazama kama hutaki. 506 00:20:01,114 --> 00:20:02,448 - Hapana, hapana, hapana. - Ni ya kifahari sana. 507 00:20:02,515 --> 00:20:04,300 Ndio, hapana, nina hakika ni hivyo. 508 00:20:04,384 --> 00:20:06,669 Loo, jamani. Ni Chris. Inabidi kuchukua hii. 509 00:20:06,753 --> 00:20:08,087 - Sawa. - Habari, Chris. 510 00:20:08,154 --> 00:20:10,489 Leslie Knope, unahitaji kurudisha mchoro huo. 511 00:20:10,557 --> 00:20:11,557 Uchoraji gani? 512 00:20:11,624 --> 00:20:12,891 Leslie, unayo mchoro, 513 00:20:12,959 --> 00:20:14,226 na unahitaji kuleta nyuma ndani. 514 00:20:14,294 --> 00:20:15,627 Nadhani nimekuwa mzuri na wewe. 515 00:20:15,679 --> 00:20:17,029 Na ninaanza kuhisi hasira. 516 00:20:17,097 --> 00:20:18,430 Na sipendi kuhisi hasira. 517 00:20:18,498 --> 00:20:19,631 Moyo wangu unaenda mbio. 518 00:20:19,683 --> 00:20:21,500 Inakwenda halisi 45 beats kwa dakika. 519 00:20:21,568 --> 00:20:22,801 samahani. 520 00:20:22,869 --> 00:20:24,436 Kama ningeweza kueleza tu kwako mtazamo wangu -- 521 00:20:24,504 --> 00:20:26,171 Utaleta mchoro huo kesho asubuhi 522 00:20:26,239 --> 00:20:27,573 na kusalimisha kwa Marcia Langman. 523 00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:30,576 Na ndivyo hivyo. Umenielewa bibie? 524 00:20:30,644 --> 00:20:33,212 Ndiyo. 525 00:20:36,644 --> 00:20:38,712 - Hehe - Manipedi-- 526 00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:44,642 Tunafanya nini? 527 00:20:44,693 --> 00:20:46,510 Hatukupata kitu hata kimoja ambayo Ben alituambia. 528 00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:48,779 Hakika tulifanya. Tulipata mpiga risasi wa Marshmallow. 529 00:20:48,847 --> 00:20:51,449 That's-- sidhani hiyo ipo kwenye orodha. 530 00:20:51,516 --> 00:20:54,401 - Lakini nataka. - Nataka pia. 531 00:20:54,486 --> 00:20:57,021 Lakini pia nataka uma wangu mwenyewe... 532 00:20:57,088 --> 00:20:58,188 Kwa sababu tu unakula polepole sana, 533 00:20:58,240 --> 00:21:02,860 ambayo ni nzuri, lakini pia inakera sana. 534 00:21:02,911 --> 00:21:05,346 - Nzuri. - Je! Kuna nini? 535 00:21:05,413 --> 00:21:09,200 Hakuna kitu. Ni watu wazima tu zinachosha, na ninazichukia. 536 00:21:09,267 --> 00:21:10,935 Na sitaki kununua haya yote ya kijinga, ya kuchosha, 537 00:21:11,002 --> 00:21:12,703 mambo ya watu wazima na kuwa watu wazima wanaochosha. 538 00:21:12,754 --> 00:21:14,221 Hey, nisikilize. 539 00:21:14,306 --> 00:21:16,039 Ndiyo, tutapata sahani ya sahani, 540 00:21:16,091 --> 00:21:18,676 na mapazia ya kuoga, na ubao wa kukata. 541 00:21:18,727 --> 00:21:20,077 Lakini ikiwa unafikiri kwa sekunde moja 542 00:21:20,145 --> 00:21:22,446 Mimi pia sitapata huyo mpiga risasi wa marshmallow 543 00:21:22,514 --> 00:21:24,582 ili nikupige risasi usoni na marshmallows 544 00:21:24,649 --> 00:21:25,749 unapolala, 545 00:21:25,817 --> 00:21:31,522 basi wewe mwanamke mjinga ninayemjua. 546 00:21:31,590 --> 00:21:32,857 Utanifanya nilie. 547 00:21:34,359 --> 00:21:37,161 Wewe ni mtu mwenye usawaziko. Nifanye nini hapa? 548 00:21:37,229 --> 00:21:38,729 Naam, sijui. 549 00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:40,564 I mean, ni moja ya kanuni za msingi za serikali 550 00:21:40,632 --> 00:21:42,399 kwamba hupaswi kuudhi watu. 551 00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:44,602 Ndiyo. Nadhani uko sahihi. 552 00:21:44,669 --> 00:21:49,907 I just-- I'm hivyo annoyed kwa sheria hizi zote hivi karibuni. 553 00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:52,209 - Mimi pia. - Ha ha. 554 00:21:52,260 --> 00:21:54,261 Habari, Leslie. Unafanya nini hapa? 555 00:21:54,346 --> 00:21:58,215 Habari. Um, vizuri, Mimi, um, niliiba mchoro. 556 00:21:58,266 --> 00:22:00,417 Na, um, nilikuwa natumai nyinyi watu ingenisaidia kuificha. 557 00:22:00,485 --> 00:22:02,686 Naipenda. Ni rahisi sana. 558 00:22:02,754 --> 00:22:05,556 Hapana, ni upande mwingine. 559 00:22:05,624 --> 00:22:09,159 Ee Mungu wangu. Je, wewe ni kama farasi uchi? 560 00:22:09,227 --> 00:22:11,061 Je, inaonekana kama mimi? hata sijui-- 561 00:22:11,129 --> 00:22:14,198 Leslie, ninamaanisha, sio kuwa isiyofaa au chochote, 562 00:22:14,266 --> 00:22:15,699 kwa sababu wewe ni bosi wangu na rafiki yangu, 563 00:22:15,767 --> 00:22:18,102 lakini ningepiga hiyo kabisa. 564 00:22:18,169 --> 00:22:20,004 - Ndivyo ningefanya. - Nyinyi ni tamu. 565 00:22:20,071 --> 00:22:22,940 Sawa. Ninapaswa kwenda na piga barabara na hii. 566 00:22:22,991 --> 00:22:24,875 Na, um... Sawa. 567 00:22:24,943 --> 00:22:26,644 - Nitakuona baadaye. - Kwaheri. 568 00:22:26,711 --> 00:22:27,945 Kwaheri, Leslie. 569 00:22:27,996 --> 00:22:29,747 Kwa hivyo tulifanyaje? 570 00:22:29,814 --> 00:22:32,416 sijui. Je, hii inajibu swali lako? 571 00:22:39,791 --> 00:22:42,660 Hapana. Ulinunua sahani? 572 00:22:42,727 --> 00:22:43,844 Oh, sahani. 573 00:22:46,565 --> 00:22:48,966 Leslie, unafanya nini? 574 00:22:49,017 --> 00:22:50,267 Muage Dyaphena. 575 00:22:50,318 --> 00:22:53,136 Lazima nimgeuze kwa Marcia Langman mjinga. 576 00:22:53,188 --> 00:22:57,307 - Kweli? Oh. - Je! 577 00:22:57,359 --> 00:22:58,492 Namaanisha kuwa mkweli, 578 00:22:58,577 --> 00:22:59,944 hiyo inaonekana kama aina ya kitu ambacho ningefanya. 579 00:22:59,995 --> 00:23:03,280 Na sikufikiria ungekubali. 580 00:23:03,331 --> 00:23:04,615 Njoo nami. 581 00:23:07,502 --> 00:23:09,486 - Halo, mtu. - Chumba! 582 00:23:09,537 --> 00:23:12,189 Rafiki, inafurahisha sana kula nafaka 583 00:23:12,257 --> 00:23:14,191 kutoka bakuli na kijiko. 584 00:23:14,259 --> 00:23:15,826 - Asante kwa hilo. - Hakuna shida. 585 00:23:15,877 --> 00:23:17,094 Ingawa, unajua, hutakiwi 586 00:23:17,161 --> 00:23:18,729 lete vyombo vyako kazini, sawa? 587 00:23:18,797 --> 00:23:20,631 Ha ha. Nzuri. 588 00:23:20,682 --> 00:23:21,882 niko serious. 589 00:23:21,967 --> 00:23:24,201 Nini kinaendelea kati yako na Leslie? 590 00:23:24,269 --> 00:23:25,703 Niliona vibe ya ajabu tulipoingia chumbani. 591 00:23:25,770 --> 00:23:27,671 Hakuna kitu. Namaanisha, sisi ni marafiki-- 592 00:23:27,739 --> 00:23:32,476 urafiki wa kawaida tu ... kuendeleza-- maendeleo. 593 00:23:32,544 --> 00:23:34,344 Njoo, roomie, unaweza kuniambia. 594 00:23:34,396 --> 00:23:35,546 Najua kuna kitu. 595 00:23:35,614 --> 00:23:39,182 I bet wewe naweza nadhani ni nini. 596 00:23:39,234 --> 00:23:40,851 Aliiba pesa kutoka kwako. 597 00:23:40,902 --> 00:23:44,187 Je! Hapana, hapana, Andy, 598 00:23:44,239 --> 00:23:46,657 hakufanya hivyo. 599 00:23:46,725 --> 00:23:48,425 Nadhani tunapendana. 600 00:23:48,493 --> 00:23:51,996 Lakini Chris ana sheria kali sana hii-- 601 00:23:52,047 --> 00:23:53,414 wafanyakazi wenza hawawezi tarehe. 602 00:23:53,498 --> 00:23:56,033 Kwa hivyo, unajua, hata sio chaguo. 603 00:23:56,084 --> 00:23:58,435 - Wow. - Ndio. 604 00:23:58,503 --> 00:24:00,738 Kweli, kwanza kabisa, Leslie-- yeye ni, kama, coolest milele. 605 00:24:00,805 --> 00:24:02,206 Umechagua vyema. 606 00:24:02,273 --> 00:24:03,724 Na pili, jamani, kama itatokea... 607 00:24:03,808 --> 00:24:05,726 Itatokea. 608 00:24:05,810 --> 00:24:07,377 Niangalie mimi na Aprili. 609 00:24:07,429 --> 00:24:09,913 Ikiwa wewe ni kitu kama sisi, 610 00:24:09,981 --> 00:24:13,817 wiki tatu kutoka sasa, utaolewa, rafiki yangu. 611 00:24:15,487 --> 00:24:17,788 Nimefurahi ulikuja hatimaye kwa hisia zako. 612 00:24:17,856 --> 00:24:21,125 Najua hilo si jambo rahisi safari ya wewe kufanya. 613 00:24:21,192 --> 00:24:25,396 Hebu tuangalie kwanza, je! 614 00:24:25,463 --> 00:24:27,364 Lo! Inaonekana ajabu! 615 00:24:27,415 --> 00:24:30,084 Nilikuwa na rangi ya msanii juu ya Asili. 616 00:24:30,168 --> 00:24:32,569 - Jisikie huru kuiharibu. - Hapana! 617 00:24:32,637 --> 00:24:33,671 Lakini nadhani utapata 618 00:24:33,738 --> 00:24:35,773 hakuna mtu angeweza kuudhika, 619 00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:37,875 isipokuwa, bila shaka, wana tatizo 620 00:24:37,926 --> 00:24:39,677 wakiwa na centaurs kukata nywele za kisasa. 621 00:24:42,380 --> 00:24:43,881 Kulikuwa na aina nyingi ya miungu ya Kigiriki. 622 00:24:43,948 --> 00:24:47,184 Wengine walikuwa wapenzi. Baadhi walikuwa wapiganaji. 623 00:24:47,252 --> 00:24:50,454 Na wengine walikuwa wadanganyifu. 624 00:24:52,323 --> 00:24:55,125 Nimefurahi sana kwamba hili limetatuliwa, 625 00:24:55,193 --> 00:24:57,561 kwa sababu nachukia kuwa na hasira. 626 00:24:57,629 --> 00:24:58,996 - Hmm. - Ben! 627 00:24:59,064 --> 00:25:00,097 - Njoo hapa. - Sawa. 628 00:25:00,148 --> 00:25:02,282 Tarehe yako ilikuaje na Cindy kwenda? 629 00:25:02,367 --> 00:25:04,768 Uh, unajua, hakuwa aina yangu kweli. 630 00:25:04,836 --> 00:25:07,287 Yeye ni brunette mrefu. Unapenda brunettes ndefu kila wakati. 631 00:25:07,372 --> 00:25:09,473 Naam, sio pekee. 632 00:25:09,541 --> 00:25:10,841 Kihistoria, ndio, pekee. 633 00:25:10,909 --> 00:25:12,493 Alisema hampendi, kwa hivyo imekwisha. 634 00:25:12,577 --> 00:25:15,295 Sawa, sawa, Nitaendelea kujaribu, 635 00:25:15,380 --> 00:25:18,332 - kwa sababu wewe ni wa ajabu. - Asante. 636 00:25:18,416 --> 00:25:20,584 Na unastahili mtu wa ajabu 637 00:25:20,635 --> 00:25:24,121 na smart na nzuri. 638 00:25:24,172 --> 00:25:27,141 - Asante. - mungu wa kweli. 639 00:25:27,225 --> 00:25:29,993 - Hasa. - Mm. 640 00:25:30,061 --> 00:25:33,430 Habari! ...vipi kuhusu Shelly, kutoka kwa duka la chakula cha afya? 641 00:25:33,498 --> 00:25:34,565 Sijui ni nani huyo. 642 00:25:34,632 --> 00:25:35,632 Kaka yake alikufa kupanda Everest? 643 00:25:35,683 --> 00:25:36,633 Kubwa. 644 00:25:36,684 --> 00:25:37,634 - Kuvutia, sawa? - Hapana. 645 00:25:37,685 --> 00:25:39,636 Kazi nzuri, Jerry. 646 00:25:39,687 --> 00:25:41,321 Unaangalia kama Enrique Iglesias. 647 00:25:41,406 --> 00:25:43,774 - Natamani tu ningekuwa na wakati zaidi. - Kwa nini? 648 00:25:43,825 --> 00:25:45,275 Hii ni ajabu. 649 00:25:45,343 --> 00:25:48,328 Inaonekana kama mimi, na ninaonekana mzuri. 650 00:25:48,413 --> 00:25:50,147 Je, uume wako kati ya mikono ya mbele 651 00:25:50,215 --> 00:25:51,949 au miguu ya nyuma? 652 00:25:52,016 --> 00:25:55,119 - Ndio, uume wako uko wapi? - Jamani, Jerry! 653 00:25:55,749 --> 00:25:59,584 Gail... namfahamu Jerry ni mume wako. 654 00:25:59,652 --> 00:26:02,370 Angalia, naweza kukuahidi hakuna kitu kabisa 655 00:26:02,455 --> 00:26:03,788 kinachoendelea kati yetu. 656 00:26:03,856 --> 00:26:07,292 Hapana, hapana, sikujitokeza kwa mchoro huo. 657 00:26:07,343 --> 00:26:08,593 Lakini asante kwa kufikiria nilifanya. 658 00:26:08,661 --> 00:26:11,713 Sawa, sawa ... hakika. Shikilia. 659 00:26:11,797 --> 00:26:14,900 Gail, mpenzi, unayo hakuna cha kuwa na wasiwasi kuhusu. 660 00:26:14,967 --> 00:26:16,201 Sawa? 661 00:26:16,269 --> 00:26:18,937 mimi si shoga, wala si Jerry, 662 00:26:19,004 --> 00:26:20,105 na sikumpiga picha. 663 00:26:20,172 --> 00:26:23,839 Nakuahidi, mheshimiwa, Jerry ana macho tu kwako. 664 00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:24,871 Sawazisha na masahihisho na Alice www.addic7ed.com 665 00:26:24,872 --> 00:26:26,339 Na poundcake ... ni sawa?